A wife asked her husband to describe her.

He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'.
She said, 'What does that mean?'
He said, 'Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot'.
She said, 'Oh that's so lovely.
What about I, J, K?'
He said, ' I'm Just Kidding'
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Man having a glass of wine at home on the verandah with his wife - he
says, "I love you."

She asks, "Is that you or the wine talking ?"

He replies, "It's me.............talking to the wine."